Hey, I'm half as Republican as PZ Myers!
"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"
The 1% must be the Lincoln part. PZ Myers, on the other hand, is a lot more Republican than I am and he doesn't like it one bit. There's a serious point here, though -- I mean besides the "how to lie with statistics" one -- American politics is insane! In Europe I would be considered center-right or center-left on a range of political issues. But in the US I consider myself 0% Republican. I wish I could be as optimistic as Dawkins.